Marlins skipper Ozzie Guillen, the man Don Mattingly adoringly calls "this little ****" is widely known as "a good quote." This is mostly because he is wonderfully profane and wonderfully unfiltered. He calls people names. He toggles back and forth between English and Spanish in the same sentence. He fights with Jay Mariotti on Twitter.
Anyhow, GQ, the magazine that persuaded Bryce Harper to put a baseball in his mouth, has undertaken the presumably much less onerous task of getting Guillen to answer questions on Twitter.
From this back-and-forth, we re-learn of Guillen's affection for "Cake Boss," and we find out that his rather famous preference for Bed Bath & Beyond is owing to the wooden hangers they stock. Guillen, you see, is "very picky" about his clothes.
Other revelatory moments: Hanley Ramirez will be batting third and playing third; he has discovered that one can play much golf in south Florida; Guillen prefers Venezuelan women, such as, for example, his wife; and if compelled to choose, he will take butts over busts. (Likely, though, he is not compelled to choose in real life.)
On the topic of butts, Guillen also says: "Gracias a dios mi esposa tiene uno y siempre lo a tenido."
Also, Carlos Zambrano is like a priest.
