Jose Canseco is desperate for attention -- and thanks to Twitter, we give it to him. (US Presswire) |
Jose Canseco has a way of making himself ... well, relevant isn't quite the right word, but coming up in conversation, if nothing else.
On New Year's Day, Canseco did something many Americans do -- make New Year's resolutions. He then shared them on Twitter. Canseco's top 10 resolutions included 11, because 10 tweets couldn't handle his wisdom.
What is Canseco hoping to accomplish in the new year? Well, he's glad you asked…
1. spend more time with my daughter
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 2, 2013
Well, that's sweet. I'm looking forward to this year with my daughter as well.
2. get stronger and fitter
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 2, 2013
You're not alone there, Jose. I'm going with "healthier" since, you know ...
3. help people who are getting screwed wherever i can
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 2, 2013
Ummm... that could be creepy...
4. return to pro baseball as player or manager and have dinners with McGwire, La Russa, Bonds, and Selig.
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 2, 2013
Hey, while you're at it, why not add Pete Rose?
5. Fight Shaq in MMA cage match
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 2, 2013
Wait, you or your brother?
6. develop and launch Ponce de CAnseco a real anti aging drink
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 2, 2013
@VictorConte may be able to help you.
7. Get elected to a important political office in the U.S. or canada to help all people and governments with there problems
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 2, 2013
Nah, all our politicians are doing a pretty good job at that, right? Canseco couldn't be worse than (insert the leader of the whichever party you disagree with here)? Amiright? (Apparently not.)
8. Become a world class entreprenur and found at least two great companies that make peoples lives better and funner
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 2, 2013
Well, that is a funner spelling for "entrepreneur."
9. Write athird book and do a move deal for Juiced!
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 2, 2013
Brad Pitt has played Billy Beane, so why not Jose?
10. Do at least 100 promotional deals for good companies and products like Animal Rights, Human health, Environmental, and Beer companies
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 2, 2013
If his promotional deals are like his top-10 list, that could end up being 101 promotional deals.
11. Use position as A List entertainer doing reality, TV, movies, blogs, columns, appearances to be able to do more charity
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 2, 2013
A-list? Really Jose? I know you live in your own little world, but we've got to be a little more realistic here.
if anyone wants to make my new years resolutions true or can help me with any of these deals contact my manager joemelendez@msn.com.
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 2, 2013
2013 is going to be our haters!! the best is yet to come.
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 2, 2013
I think I will let david letterman use my top 10 resolution list on his show. @cbs
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 2, 2013
Jose, would you settle for CBSSports.com's Eye on Baseball? Well, we're guessing you'll have to.
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