The Dolphins and Jets are AFC East rivals and frankly Miami is sick and damn tired of all the attention New York gets for the Buttfumble.
The only answer, obviously, is to hike a football into your holder's face when trying to kick a field goal. When Caleb Sturgis lined up to attempt this first-half kick against the Patriots, he was foiled when John Denney sent the ball careening into Brandon Fields grill:
Facefumble? HikeDerpGate?
The important thing is ... IN THE FACE.
