What follows is an approximately three-minute video of various New England Patriots wishing you a Merry Christmas in Spanish.
The kicker, of course, is Rob Gronkowski, styling himself here as "Roberto Gronkowski" and drawing big laughs by wishing "hugs and kisses for all" while his eyes look like they are about to bug out of his face.
Other highlights include Jimmy Garoppolo clearly reading off cue cards below the camera, Shane Vereen's fluid enunciation, Jonathan Casillas' shoulder pads, Matthew Slater's glasses, Stephen Gostkowski's massive stash of clothes in his locker and Bryan Stork's beard.
