Ladies and gentlemen, here is your cover for the Wednesday edition of the Philadelphia Daily News.
All I got for that one is wow. Just, Wow.
You'll remember that Sidney Crosby said recently that a lot of the names and bad reputation he has about being a whiner has come from Philadelphia. This newspaper cover isn't going to do much to prove that false, now is it?
Of course the city is pumped up for a chance to not only beat but sweep the cross-state rivals from Pittsburgh out of the playoffs on Wednesday night. And after things go so ugly in Game 3, the time seems right for something as outlandish as this.
Crosby got in one fight with Claude Giroux in Game 3 and he nearly got in another before Craig Adams stepped in to fight Scott Hartnell for him.
I'm going to take a wild guess and think this will make its way into the Pittsburgh locker room before Game 4.
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