Willie Bloomquist filmed his last swing, and it was a fine one.
Willie Bloomquist filmed his last swing, and it was a fine one. (USATSI)

Willie Bloomquist is more than a veteran infielder; he is in some regards the Highlander of utility players. So it was notable when Bloomquist announced that he was retiring after parts of 14 seasons in the majors.

On Friday, Bloomquist, who spent nine of his 14 seasons with the Mariners, took one final hack and filmed it for the general betterment of us all. Please regard ...

Home run! Bat-flip! Now that's an exit. Well done, Mr. Bloomquist.

Sure, you're free to be that person who proclaims that he almost certainly went through multiple takes to get that perfect final swing, but that person is not welcome here.