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One of the best leagues we do every year is with our Fantasy Football Today podcast listeners. It's a 14-team PPR league, and the listeners to our show usually take part in some contest to earn a spot in this draft with Dave Richard, Heath Cummings, Adam Aizer, and I.

Some of the entries this year included a Brian McKnight song parody about our show, a Die Hard script related to Fantasy Football and a husband trying to give his wife a birthday present with an entry into the league. And then there was this story by Stefan Pejic.

Enjoy.

It happened over the summer Kenny Golladay's. My Kirk Cousins and I set up a Kareem Hunt-ing trip through the Robert Woods.

We were all Cam Newton to this, but we DeAndre Hopped in the Derek Carr and headed Terrance West. It was getting Orleans Darkwa, but we had to Kerryon Johnson. We arrived at the Devante Parker, but the Antonio Gates were closed!

Good Moncrief, we thought.

At that moment, our Andrew Luck really turned for the Hurst. I saw an Antonio Brown bear heading in a straight Greg Zuerlein in our direction. ... So we Devontae Booker-ed it.

There was nowhere to Carlos Hyde, so we ran to the Philip Rivers and jumped in the Teddy Bridgewater. Oh, how Rex Grossman it was, we were covered in Emmanuel Sanders and Charles Clay!

We eventually climbed up the Brandon Banks to strong safety. We needed to get to Tim Hightower ground for a more C.J. Prosise view of the Jarvis Landry, so I Delanie Walker-ed up the Tyreek Hill, through the Baker Mayfield, past the Josh Rosen bush and climbed the nearest Michael Crabtree.

I couldn't get a good grip on the Saquon Barkley. My foot slipped, and a Deion Branch came loose. It Brandon LaFell down and smacked me right in the Rex Burkhead. "It Zach Ertz!" I T.J. Yeldon pain.

It was clear it was time to Blake Abortles the trip. We Michael Gallup-ed our way to the nearest Hines medical Ward.

There was a nice Eli Manning there. He Dalvin Cook-ed us up a Big Ben Roethlisberger. I didn't have a Rashaad Penny to my name. "Don't worry," he said, "it's Royce Free, man."

They stitched up the Jay Cutler, and we were sent Patrick Mahomes.

All I can Zay Jones is I should never have Carson Wentz in the first place. Next time I get the Alex Collins to join a Theo Riddick-ulous trip to the James Wilderness, I'll just say Graham Gano!

Danny Amendola to that.

That story was amazing, as were the hundreds of entries we received, and I wish I could share them all with you. You guys are beyond creative. And kudos to Aizer for going through all the submissions. 

Our podcast listeners are awesome, and you guys make our show with your emails and interaction. For anyone who hasn't listened to our podcast, you can find it here, and hopefully we help you with our Fantasy advice all throughout the year.

As for this draft, a 14-team league is always a challenge because the talent pool thins out quickly. Even though it's a PPR league, my approach was to get quality running back depth with at least two standout receivers, and hopefully land a talented quarterback and tight end.

Picking at No. 2 overall, I started with Le'Veon Bell, and I got Doug Baldwin and Stefon Diggs at the Round 2-3 turn. I was then able to get Kerryon Johnson in Round 4, Mark Ingram in Round 5, Chris Carson in Round 6 and Tevin Coleman in Round 7.

I achieved my goal at running back and got two receivers I love. But in hindsight, I wish that I passed on Carson for another receiver like Will Fuller, Randall Cobb, Kenny Stills or Pierre Garcon, who all went in Round 7. With Carson, I was looking at an Ingram replacement during his four-game suspension to open the year, and Carson should still have a prominent role with the Seahawks during that stretch. We'll see how that works out.

My reserve receivers are Calvin Ridley, Taywan Taylor and Tyler Lockett, although I plan to upgrade on Lockett once waivers are open. And I waited on quarterback and tight end and still got a breakout candidate in David Njoku in Round 10, as well as Jared Goff in Round 12.

Part of the reason I waited so long on quarterback was because I drafted the Jaguars DST in Round 11. I was thrilled with that pick, and if Goff struggles, I still have guys like Jameis Winston, Eli Manning, Derek Carr, Dak Prescott and Tyrod Taylor, among others, on waivers.

In this league, all touchdowns are worth six points, and we award one point for every 10 yards rushing and receiving and one point for every 25 yards passing. We also award one point for every reception. We feature a starting lineup of QB, 2 RB, 2 WR, TE, FLEX (RB/WR/TE), K and DST. There will also be five reserve spots for a 14-round draft.

Our draft order is as follows: 

  1. Dave Richard, Senior Fantasy Writer/Phil Klein: Government Employee from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada. Playing Fantasy since 2010.
  2. Jamey Eisenberg, Senior Fantasy Writer
  3. Elliot Nolan: Medical Sales Representative from Port Charlotte, FL. Playing Fantasy since 1999.
  4. Anne Feeney: Stay at home mom/SAT Prep Teacher from Barnegat, NJ. Playing Fantasy since 2011.
  5. Heath Cummings, Senior Fantasy Writer
  6. Adam Aizer, Podcast Host
  7. Brooks Peel: Weather Officer in the Air Force from Alexandria, VA. Playing Fantasy since 2008.
  8. Paul Pierorazio: Operations Manager from New York, NY. Playing Fantasy since 1999.
  9. Kevin Hesselink: CNC Machinist from Highland, IN. Playing Fantasy since 2007.
  10. Stefan Pejic: Manager for TSN Sportscentre from Toronto. Playing Fantasy since 2009.
  11. David Kwee: Attorney from Sound Beach, NY. Playing Fantasy since 2003.
  12. Jarek Wigness: Civil Engineer from Williston, ND. Playing Fantasy since 2013.
  13. Todd Gleason: Writer/editor from Portland, OR. Playing Fantasy since 2013.
  14. Joseph Russo: Lieutenant for the New York City Fire Department from Brooklyn, NY. Playing Fantasy since 2003.
Round By Round
Round 1
Pos Team Player
1 John Jose
2 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones
3 Jim Schrager
4 Ben Young
5 Alexander Uhlmann
6 Mike Mitchell
7 Heath Cummings
8 Chip Mandal
9 Ken Townsel
10 Adam Aizer
11 Kobayashi Maru
12 Dave Richard
13 John Warner
14 James Ahn
Round 2
Pos Team Player
15 James Ahn
16 John Warner
17 Dave Richard
18 Kobayashi Maru
19 Adam Aizer
20 Ken Townsel
21 Chip Mandal
22 Heath Cummings
23 Mike Mitchell
24 Alexander Uhlmann
25 Ben Young
26 Jim Schrager
27 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones
28 John Jose
Round 3
Pos Team Player
29 John Jose
30 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones
31 Jim Schrager
32 Ben Young
33 Alexander Uhlmann
34 Mike Mitchell
35 Heath Cummings
36 Chip Mandal
37 Ken Townsel
38 Adam Aizer
39 Kobayashi Maru
40 Dave Richard
41 John Warner
42 James Ahn
Round 4
Pos Team Player
43 James Ahn
44 John Warner
45 Dave Richard
46 Kobayashi Maru
47 Adam Aizer
48 Ken Townsel
49 Chip Mandal
50 Heath Cummings
51 Mike Mitchell
52 Alexander Uhlmann
53 Ben Young
54 Jim Schrager
55 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones
56 John Jose
Round 5
Pos Team Player
57 John Jose
58 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones
59 Jim Schrager
60 Ben Young
61 Alexander Uhlmann
62 Mike Mitchell
63 Heath Cummings
64 Chip Mandal
65 Ken Townsel
66 Adam Aizer
67 Kobayashi Maru
68 Dave Richard
69 John Warner
70 James Ahn
Round 6
Pos Team Player
71 James Ahn
72 John Warner
73 Dave Richard
74 Kobayashi Maru
75 Adam Aizer
76 Ken Townsel
77 Chip Mandal
78 Heath Cummings
79 Mike Mitchell
80 Alexander Uhlmann
81 Ben Young
82 Jim Schrager
83 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones
84 John Jose
Round 7
Pos Team Player
85 John Jose
86 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones
87 Jim Schrager
88 Ben Young
89 Alexander Uhlmann
90 Mike Mitchell
91 Heath Cummings
92 Chip Mandal
93 Ken Townsel
94 Adam Aizer
95 Kobayashi Maru
96 Dave Richard
97 John Warner
98 James Ahn
Round 8
Pos Team Player
99 James Ahn
100 John Warner
101 Dave Richard
102 Kobayashi Maru
103 Adam Aizer
104 Ken Townsel
105 Chip Mandal
106 Heath Cummings
107 Mike Mitchell
108 Alexander Uhlmann
109 Ben Young
110 Jim Schrager
111 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones
112 John Jose
Round 9
Pos Team Player
113 John Jose
114 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones
115 Jim Schrager
116 Ben Young
117 Alexander Uhlmann
118 Mike Mitchell
119 Heath Cummings
120 Chip Mandal
121 Ken Townsel
122 Adam Aizer
123 Kobayashi Maru
124 Dave Richard
125 John Warner
126 James Ahn
Round 10
Pos Team Player
127 James Ahn
128 John Warner
129 Dave Richard
130 Kobayashi Maru
131 Adam Aizer
132 Ken Townsel
133 Chip Mandal
134 Heath Cummings
135 Mike Mitchell
136 Alexander Uhlmann
137 Ben Young
138 Jim Schrager
139 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones
140 John Jose
Round 11
Pos Team Player
141 John Jose
142 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones
143 Jim Schrager
144 Ben Young
145 Alexander Uhlmann
146 Mike Mitchell
147 Heath Cummings
148 Chip Mandal
149 Ken Townsel
150 Adam Aizer
151 Kobayashi Maru
152 Dave Richard
153 John Warner
154 James Ahn
Round 12
Pos Team Player
155 James Ahn
156 John Warner
157 Dave Richard
158 Kobayashi Maru
159 Adam Aizer
160 Ken Townsel
161 Chip Mandal
162 Heath Cummings
163 Mike Mitchell
164 Alexander Uhlmann
165 Ben Young
166 Jim Schrager
167 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones
168 John Jose
Round 13
Pos Team Player
169 John Jose
170 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones
171 Jim Schrager
172 Ben Young
173 Alexander Uhlmann
174 Mike Mitchell
175 Heath Cummings
176 Chip Mandal
177 Ken Townsel
178 Adam Aizer
179 Kobayashi Maru
180 Dave Richard
181 John Warner
182 James Ahn
Round 14
Pos Team Player
183 James Ahn
184 John Warner
185 Dave Richard
186 Kobayashi Maru
187 Adam Aizer
188 Ken Townsel
189 Chip Mandal
190 Heath Cummings
191 Mike Mitchell
192 Alexander Uhlmann
193 Ben Young
194 Jim Schrager
195 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones
196 John Jose
Round 15
Pos Team Player
197 John Jose
198 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones
199 Jim Schrager
200 Ben Young
201 Alexander Uhlmann
202 Mike Mitchell
203 Heath Cummings
204 Chip Mandal
205 Ken Townsel
206 Adam Aizer
207 Kobayashi Maru
208 Dave Richard
209 John Warner
210 James Ahn
Team by Team
John Jose
Rd Pk Player
1 1
2 28
3 29
4 56
5 57
6 84
7 85
8 112
9 113
10 140
11 141
12 168
13 169
14 196
15 197
Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones
Rd Pk Player
1 2
2 27
3 30
4 55
5 58
6 83
7 86
8 111
9 114
10 139
11 142
12 167
13 170
14 195
15 198
Jim Schrager
Rd Pk Player
1 3
2 26
3 31
4 54
5 59
6 82
7 87
8 110
9 115
10 138
11 143
12 166
13 171
14 194
15 199
Ben Young
Rd Pk Player
1 4
2 25
3 32
4 53
5 60
6 81
7 88
8 109
9 116
10 137
11 144
12 165
13 172
14 193
15 200
Alexander Uhlmann
Rd Pk Player
1 5
2 24
3 33
4 52
5 61
6 80
7 89
8 108
9 117
10 136
11 145
12 164
13 173
14 192
15 201
Mike Mitchell
Rd Pk Player
1 6
2 23
3 34
4 51
5 62
6 79
7 90
8 107
9 118
10 135
11 146
12 163
13 174
14 191
15 202
Heath Cummings
Rd Pk Player
1 7
2 22
3 35
4 50
5 63
6 78
7 91
8 106
9 119
10 134
11 147
12 162
13 175
14 190
15 203
Chip Mandal
Rd Pk Player
1 8
2 21
3 36
4 49
5 64
6 77
7 92
8 105
9 120
10 133
11 148
12 161
13 176
14 189
15 204
Ken Townsel
Rd Pk Player
1 9
2 20
3 37
4 48
5 65
6 76
7 93
8 104
9 121
10 132
11 149
12 160
13 177
14 188
15 205
Adam Aizer
Rd Pk Player
1 10
2 19
3 38
4 47
5 66
6 75
7 94
8 103
9 122
10 131
11 150
12 159
13 178
14 187
15 206
Kobayashi Maru
Rd Pk Player
1 11
2 18
3 39
4 46
5 67
6 74
7 95
8 102
9 123
10 130
11 151
12 158
13 179
14 186
15 207
Dave Richard
Rd Pk Player
1 12
2 17
3 40
4 45
5 68
6 73
7 96
8 101
9 124
10 129
11 152
12 157
13 180
14 185
15 208
John Warner
Rd Pk Player
1 13
2 16
3 41
4 44
5 69
6 72
7 97
8 100
9 125
10 128
11 153
12 156
13 181
14 184
15 209
James Ahn
Rd Pk Player
1 14
2 15
3 42
4 43
5 70
6 71
7 98
8 99
9 126
10 127
11 154
12 155
13 182
14 183
15 210

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