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One of the best leagues we do every year is with our Fantasy Football Today podcast listeners. It's a 14-team PPR league, and the listeners to our show usually take part in some contest to earn a spot in this draft with Dave Richard, Heath Cummings, Adam Aizer, and I.

Some of the entries this year included a Brian McKnight song parody about our show, a Die Hard script related to Fantasy Football and a husband trying to give his wife a birthday present with an entry into the league. And then there was this story by Stefan Pejic.

Enjoy.

It happened over the summer Kenny Golladay's. My Kirk Cousins and I set up a Kareem Hunt-ing trip through the Robert Woods.

We were all Cam Newton to this, but we DeAndre Hopped in the Derek Carr and headed Terrance West. It was getting Orleans Darkwa, but we had to Kerryon Johnson. We arrived at the Devante Parker, but the Antonio Gates were closed!

Good Moncrief, we thought.

At that moment, our Andrew Luck really turned for the Hurst. I saw an Antonio Brown bear heading in a straight Greg Zuerlein in our direction. ... So we Devontae Booker-ed it.

There was nowhere to Carlos Hyde, so we ran to the Philip Rivers and jumped in the Teddy Bridgewater. Oh, how Rex Grossman it was, we were covered in Emmanuel Sanders and Charles Clay!

We eventually climbed up the Brandon Banks to strong safety. We needed to get to Tim Hightower ground for a more C.J. Prosise view of the Jarvis Landry, so I Delanie Walker-ed up the Tyreek Hill, through the Baker Mayfield, past the Josh Rosen bush and climbed the nearest Michael Crabtree.

I couldn't get a good grip on the Saquon Barkley. My foot slipped, and a Deion Branch came loose. It Brandon LaFell down and smacked me right in the Rex Burkhead. "It Zach Ertz!" I T.J. Yeldon pain.

It was clear it was time to Blake Abortles the trip. We Michael Gallup-ed our way to the nearest Hines medical Ward.

There was a nice Eli Manning there. He Dalvin Cook-ed us up a Big Ben Roethlisberger. I didn't have a Rashaad Penny to my name. "Don't worry," he said, "it's Royce Free, man."

They stitched up the Jay Cutler, and we were sent Patrick Mahomes.

All I can Zay Jones is I should never have Carson Wentz in the first place. Next time I get the Alex Collins to join a Theo Riddick-ulous trip to the James Wilderness, I'll just say Graham Gano!

Danny Amendola to that.

That story was amazing, as were the hundreds of entries we received, and I wish I could share them all with you. You guys are beyond creative. And kudos to Aizer for going through all the submissions. 

Our podcast listeners are awesome, and you guys make our show with your emails and interaction. For anyone who hasn't listened to our podcast, you can find it here, and hopefully we help you with our Fantasy advice all throughout the year.

As for this draft, a 14-team league is always a challenge because the talent pool thins out quickly. Even though it's a PPR league, my approach was to get quality running back depth with at least two standout receivers, and hopefully land a talented quarterback and tight end.

Picking at No. 2 overall, I started with Le'Veon Bell, and I got Doug Baldwin and Stefon Diggs at the Round 2-3 turn. I was then able to get Kerryon Johnson in Round 4, Mark Ingram in Round 5, Chris Carson in Round 6 and Tevin Coleman in Round 7.

I achieved my goal at running back and got two receivers I love. But in hindsight, I wish that I passed on Carson for another receiver like Will Fuller, Randall Cobb, Kenny Stills or Pierre Garcon, who all went in Round 7. With Carson, I was looking at an Ingram replacement during his four-game suspension to open the year, and Carson should still have a prominent role with the Seahawks during that stretch. We'll see how that works out.

My reserve receivers are Calvin Ridley, Taywan Taylor and Tyler Lockett, although I plan to upgrade on Lockett once waivers are open. And I waited on quarterback and tight end and still got a breakout candidate in David Njoku in Round 10, as well as Jared Goff in Round 12.

Part of the reason I waited so long on quarterback was because I drafted the Jaguars DST in Round 11. I was thrilled with that pick, and if Goff struggles, I still have guys like Jameis Winston, Eli Manning, Derek Carr, Dak Prescott and Tyrod Taylor, among others, on waivers.

In this league, all touchdowns are worth six points, and we award one point for every 10 yards rushing and receiving and one point for every 25 yards passing. We also award one point for every reception. We feature a starting lineup of QB, 2 RB, 2 WR, TE, FLEX (RB/WR/TE), K and DST. There will also be five reserve spots for a 14-round draft.

Our draft order is as follows: 

  1. Dave Richard, Senior Fantasy Writer/Phil Klein: Government Employee from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada. Playing Fantasy since 2010.
  2. Jamey Eisenberg, Senior Fantasy Writer
  3. Elliot Nolan: Medical Sales Representative from Port Charlotte, FL. Playing Fantasy since 1999.
  4. Anne Feeney: Stay at home mom/SAT Prep Teacher from Barnegat, NJ. Playing Fantasy since 2011.
  5. Heath Cummings, Senior Fantasy Writer
  6. Adam Aizer, Podcast Host
  7. Brooks Peel: Weather Officer in the Air Force from Alexandria, VA. Playing Fantasy since 2008.
  8. Paul Pierorazio: Operations Manager from New York, NY. Playing Fantasy since 1999.
  9. Kevin Hesselink: CNC Machinist from Highland, IN. Playing Fantasy since 2007.
  10. Stefan Pejic: Manager for TSN Sportscentre from Toronto. Playing Fantasy since 2009.
  11. David Kwee: Attorney from Sound Beach, NY. Playing Fantasy since 2003.
  12. Jarek Wigness: Civil Engineer from Williston, ND. Playing Fantasy since 2013.
  13. Todd Gleason: Writer/editor from Portland, OR. Playing Fantasy since 2013.
  14. Joseph Russo: Lieutenant for the New York City Fire Department from Brooklyn, NY. Playing Fantasy since 2003.
Round By Round
Round 1
Pos Team Player
1 John Jose J. Gibbs RB DET
2 Pontiac Bandits B. Robinson RB ATL
3 Heath Cummings J. Chase WR CIN
4 KJ Townsel P. Nacua WR LAR
5 Adam Aizer C. McCaffrey RB SF
6 Alexandre Larochelle J. Taylor RB IND
7 Waddle Waddle (Joshua Hageman) C. Brown RB CIN
8 Chip Mandal J. Smith-Njigba WR SEA
9 Todd Nunn A. St. Brown WR DET
10 Dave Richard C. Lamb WR DAL
11 Josh Cunningham J. Cook RB BUF
12 Guasto K. Walker III RB KC
13 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones D. Henry RB BAL
14 Erik Rison D. Achane RB MIA
Round 2
Pos Team Player
15 Erik Rison J. Jacobs RB GB
16 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones O. Hampton RB LAC
17 Guasto S. Barkley RB PHI
18 Josh Cunningham J. Jefferson WR MIN
19 Dave Richard A. Brown WR NE
20 Todd Nunn D. London WR ATL
21 Chip Mandal C. Olave WR NO
22 Waddle Waddle (Joshua Hageman) G. Pickens WR DAL
23 Alexandre Larochelle N. Collins WR HOU
24 Adam Aizer B. Bowers TE LV
25 KJ Townsel K. Williams RB LAR
26 Heath Cummings R. Rice WR KC
27 Pontiac Bandits A. Jeanty RB LV
28 John Jose D. Smith WR PHI
Round 3
Pos Team Player
29 John Jose M. Nabers WR NYG
30 Pontiac Bandits C. Loveland TE CHI
31 Heath Cummings Z. Flowers WR BAL
32 KJ Townsel T. McBride TE ARI
33 Adam Aizer T. Etienne RB NO
34 Alexandre Larochelle J. Williams RB DAL
35 Waddle Waddle (Joshua Hageman) D. Swift RB CHI
36 Chip Mandal T. Higgins WR CIN
37 Todd Nunn J. Allen QB BUF
38 Dave Richard G. Wilson WR NYJ
39 Josh Cunningham E. Egbuka WR TB
40 Guasto L. McConkey WR LAC
41 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones B. Hall RB NYJ
42 Erik Rison J. Love RB ARI
Round 4
Pos Team Player
43 Erik Rison M. Evans WR SF
44 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones D. Moore WR BUF
45 Guasto T. Warren TE IND
46 Josh Cunningham T. McMillan WR CAR
47 Dave Richard Q. Judkins RB CLE
48 Todd Nunn L. Burden III WR CHI
49 Chip Mandal B. Irving RB TB
50 Waddle Waddle (Joshua Hageman) J. Waddle WR DEN
51 Alexandre Larochelle D. Adams WR LAR
52 Adam Aizer C. Skattebo RB NYG
53 KJ Townsel J. Williams WR DET
54 Heath Cummings B. Tuten RB JAC
55 Pontiac Bandits T. McLaurin WR WAS
56 John Jose P. Washington WR JAC
Round 5
Pos Team Player
57 John Jose D. Montgomery RB HOU
58 Pontiac Bandits R. Odunze WR CHI
59 Heath Cummings L. Jackson QB BAL
60 KJ Townsel J. Price RB SEA
61 Adam Aizer C. Godwin WR TB
62 Alexandre Larochelle J. Warren RB PIT
63 Waddle Waddle (Joshua Hageman) R. Stevenson RB NE
64 Chip Mandal J. Brooks RB CAR
65 Todd Nunn R. Dowdle RB PIT
66 Dave Richard T. Kraft TE GB
67 Josh Cunningham J. Burrow QB CIN
68 Guasto C. Watson WR GB
69 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones M. Harrison Jr. WR ARI
70 Erik Rison K. Pitts TE ATL
Round 6
Pos Team Player
71 Erik Rison B. Thomas Jr. WR JAC
72 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones S. LaPorta TE DET
73 Guasto W. Robinson WR TEN
74 Josh Cunningham T. Pollard RB TEN
75 Dave Richard D. Maye QB NE
76 Todd Nunn J. Dobbins RB DEN
77 Chip Mandal C. Sutton WR DEN
78 Waddle Waddle (Joshua Hageman) T. Lawrence QB JAC
79 Alexandre Larochelle J. Hurts QB PHI
80 Adam Aizer Q. Johnston WR LAC
81 KJ Townsel T. Henderson RB NE
82 Heath Cummings J. Croskey-Merritt RB WAS
83 Pontiac Bandits K. Gainwell RB TB
84 John Jose M. Pittman WR PIT
Round 7
Pos Team Player
85 John Jose B. Corum RB LAR
86 Pontiac Bandits A. Pierce WR IND
87 Heath Cummings R. Harvey RB DEN
88 KJ Townsel C. Tate WR TEN
89 Adam Aizer J. Daniels QB WAS
90 Alexandre Larochelle T. Kelce TE KC
91 Waddle Waddle (Joshua Hageman) M. Wilson WR ARI
92 Chip Mandal J. Mason RB MIN
93 Todd Nunn G. Kittle TE SF
94 Dave Richard J. Downs WR IND
95 Josh Cunningham S. Diggs WR WAS
96 Guasto W. Marks RB HOU
97 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones D. Stribling WR SF
98 Erik Rison K. Monangai RB CHI
Round 8
Pos Team Player
99 Erik Rison B. Purdy QB SF
100 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones D. Prescott QB DAL
101 Guasto C. Williams QB CHI
102 Josh Cunningham R. White RB WAS
103 Dave Richard M. Washington Jr. RB LV
104 Todd Nunn D. Samuel WR SF
105 Chip Mandal H. Fannin Jr. TE CLE
106 Waddle Waddle (Joshua Hageman) D. Goedert TE PHI
107 Alexandre Larochelle D. Metcalf WR PIT
108 Adam Aizer Z. Charbonnet RB SEA
109 KJ Townsel J. Herbert QB LAC
110 Heath Cummings I. Likely TE NYG
111 Pontiac Bandits K. Concepcion WR CLE
112 John Jose C. Hubbard RB CAR
Round 9
Pos Team Player
113 John Jose B. Nix QB DEN
114 Pontiac Bandits J. Dart QB NYG
115 Heath Cummings C. Rodriguez Jr. RB JAC
116 KJ Townsel M. Golden WR GB
117 Adam Aizer J. Addison WR MIN
118 Alexandre Larochelle J. Goff QB DET
119 Waddle Waddle (Joshua Hageman) J. Meyers WR JAC
120 Chip Mandal T. Allgeier RB ARI
121 Todd Nunn A. Jones RB MIN
122 Dave Richard J. Coleman RB DEN
123 Josh Cunningham J. Reed WR GB
124 Guasto J. Ferguson TE DAL
125 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones J. Coker WR CAR
126 Erik Rison X. Worthy WR KC
Round 10
Pos Team Player
127 Erik Rison M. Washington WR MIA
128 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones M. Lloyd RB GB
129 Guasto C. Douglas WR MIA
130 Josh Cunningham D. Kincaid TE BUF
131 Dave Richard P. Mahomes QB KC
132 Todd Nunn M. Lemon WR PHI
133 Chip Mandal M. Stafford QB LAR
134 Waddle Waddle (Joshua Hageman) B. Mayfield QB TB
135 Alexandre Larochelle R. Shaheed WR SEA
136 Adam Aizer K. Black RB SF
137 KJ Townsel I. Pacheco RB DET
138 Heath Cummings T. Bigsby RB PHI
139 Pontiac Bandits T. Spears RB TEN
140 John Jose J. Johnson TE NO
Round 11
Pos Team Player
141 John Jose K. Murray QB MIN
142 Pontiac Bandits J. Noel WR HOU
143 Heath Cummings B. Allen RB NYJ
144 KJ Townsel R. Doubs WR NE
145 Adam Aizer J. Tyson WR NO
146 Alexandre Larochelle T. Tracy Jr. RB NYG
147 Waddle Waddle (Joshua Hageman) T. Shough QB NO
148 Chip Mandal M. Willis QB MIA
149 Todd Nunn E. Johnson RB KC
150 Dave Richard R. Davis RB BUF
151 Josh Cunningham D. Sampson RB CLE
152 Guasto K. Vidal RB LAC
153 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones K. Mitchell RB LAC
154 Erik Rison J. Brissett QB ARI
Round 12
Pos Team Player
155 Erik Rison D. Wicks WR PHI
156 Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones K. Allen WR IND
157 Guasto B. Robinson Jr. RB ATL
158 Josh Cunningham B. Strange TE JAC
159 Dave Richard J. Conner RB ARI
160 Todd Nunn A. Kamara RB NO
161 Chip Mandal M. Andrews TE BAL
162 Waddle Waddle (Joshua Hageman) J. James RB SF
163 Alexandre Larochelle H. Henry TE NE
164 Adam Aizer J. Love QB GB
165 KJ Townsel D. Boston WR CLE
166 Heath Cummings D. Schultz TE HOU
167 Pontiac Bandits D. Claiborne RB MIN
168 John Jose O. Gadsden II TE LAC
Team by Team
John Jose
Rd Pk Player
1 1 J. Gibbs RB DET
2 28 D. Smith WR PHI
3 29 M. Nabers WR NYG
4 56 P. Washington WR JAC
5 57 D. Montgomery RB HOU
6 84 M. Pittman WR PIT
7 85 B. Corum RB LAR
8 112 C. Hubbard RB CAR
9 113 B. Nix QB DEN
10 140 J. Johnson TE NO
11 141 K. Murray QB MIN
12 168 O. Gadsden II TE LAC
Pontiac Bandits
Rd Pk Player
1 2 B. Robinson RB ATL
2 27 A. Jeanty RB LV
3 30 C. Loveland TE CHI
4 55 T. McLaurin WR WAS
5 58 R. Odunze WR CHI
6 83 K. Gainwell RB TB
7 86 A. Pierce WR IND
8 111 K. Concepcion WR CLE
9 114 J. Dart QB NYG
10 139 T. Spears RB TEN
11 142 J. Noel WR HOU
12 167 D. Claiborne RB MIN
Heath Cummings
Rd Pk Player
1 3 J. Chase WR CIN
2 26 R. Rice WR KC
3 31 Z. Flowers WR BAL
4 54 B. Tuten RB JAC
5 59 L. Jackson QB BAL
6 82 J. Croskey-Merritt RB WAS
7 87 R. Harvey RB DEN
8 110 I. Likely TE NYG
9 115 C. Rodriguez Jr. RB JAC
10 138 T. Bigsby RB PHI
11 143 B. Allen RB NYJ
12 166 D. Schultz TE HOU
KJ Townsel
Rd Pk Player
1 4 P. Nacua WR LAR
2 25 K. Williams RB LAR
3 32 T. McBride TE ARI
4 53 J. Williams WR DET
5 60 J. Price RB SEA
6 81 T. Henderson RB NE
7 88 C. Tate WR TEN
8 109 J. Herbert QB LAC
9 116 M. Golden WR GB
10 137 I. Pacheco RB DET
11 144 R. Doubs WR NE
12 165 D. Boston WR CLE
Adam Aizer
Rd Pk Player
1 5 C. McCaffrey RB SF
2 24 B. Bowers TE LV
3 33 T. Etienne RB NO
4 52 C. Skattebo RB NYG
5 61 C. Godwin WR TB
6 80 Q. Johnston WR LAC
7 89 J. Daniels QB WAS
8 108 Z. Charbonnet RB SEA
9 117 J. Addison WR MIN
10 136 K. Black RB SF
11 145 J. Tyson WR NO
12 164 J. Love QB GB
Alexandre Larochelle
Rd Pk Player
1 6 J. Taylor RB IND
2 23 N. Collins WR HOU
3 34 J. Williams RB DAL
4 51 D. Adams WR LAR
5 62 J. Warren RB PIT
6 79 J. Hurts QB PHI
7 90 T. Kelce TE KC
8 107 D. Metcalf WR PIT
9 118 J. Goff QB DET
10 135 R. Shaheed WR SEA
11 146 T. Tracy Jr. RB NYG
12 163 H. Henry TE NE
Waddle Waddle (Joshua Hageman)
Rd Pk Player
1 7 C. Brown RB CIN
2 22 G. Pickens WR DAL
3 35 D. Swift RB CHI
4 50 J. Waddle WR DEN
5 63 R. Stevenson RB NE
6 78 T. Lawrence QB JAC
7 91 M. Wilson WR ARI
8 106 D. Goedert TE PHI
9 119 J. Meyers WR JAC
10 134 B. Mayfield QB TB
11 147 T. Shough QB NO
12 162 J. James RB SF
Chip Mandal
Rd Pk Player
1 8 J. Smith-Njigba WR SEA
2 21 C. Olave WR NO
3 36 T. Higgins WR CIN
4 49 B. Irving RB TB
5 64 J. Brooks RB CAR
6 77 C. Sutton WR DEN
7 92 J. Mason RB MIN
8 105 H. Fannin Jr. TE CLE
9 120 T. Allgeier RB ARI
10 133 M. Stafford QB LAR
11 148 M. Willis QB MIA
12 161 M. Andrews TE BAL
Todd Nunn
Rd Pk Player
1 9 A. St. Brown WR DET
2 20 D. London WR ATL
3 37 J. Allen QB BUF
4 48 L. Burden III WR CHI
5 65 R. Dowdle RB PIT
6 76 J. Dobbins RB DEN
7 93 G. Kittle TE SF
8 104 D. Samuel WR SF
9 121 A. Jones RB MIN
10 132 M. Lemon WR PHI
11 149 E. Johnson RB KC
12 160 A. Kamara RB NO
Dave Richard
Rd Pk Player
1 10 C. Lamb WR DAL
2 19 A. Brown WR NE
3 38 G. Wilson WR NYJ
4 47 Q. Judkins RB CLE
5 66 T. Kraft TE GB
6 75 D. Maye QB NE
7 94 J. Downs WR IND
8 103 M. Washington Jr. RB LV
9 122 J. Coleman RB DEN
10 131 P. Mahomes QB KC
11 150 R. Davis RB BUF
12 159 J. Conner RB ARI
Josh Cunningham
Rd Pk Player
1 11 J. Cook RB BUF
2 18 J. Jefferson WR MIN
3 39 E. Egbuka WR TB
4 46 T. McMillan WR CAR
5 67 J. Burrow QB CIN
6 74 T. Pollard RB TEN
7 95 S. Diggs WR WAS
8 102 R. White RB WAS
9 123 J. Reed WR GB
10 130 D. Kincaid TE BUF
11 151 D. Sampson RB CLE
12 158 B. Strange TE JAC
Guasto
Rd Pk Player
1 12 K. Walker III RB KC
2 17 S. Barkley RB PHI
3 40 L. McConkey WR LAC
4 45 T. Warren TE IND
5 68 C. Watson WR GB
6 73 W. Robinson WR TEN
7 96 W. Marks RB HOU
8 101 C. Williams QB CHI
9 124 J. Ferguson TE DAL
10 129 C. Douglas WR MIA
11 152 K. Vidal RB LAC
12 157 B. Robinson Jr. RB ATL
Jamey Eisenberg/Todd Rones
Rd Pk Player
1 13 D. Henry RB BAL
2 16 O. Hampton RB LAC
3 41 B. Hall RB NYJ
4 44 D. Moore WR BUF
5 69 M. Harrison Jr. WR ARI
6 72 S. LaPorta TE DET
7 97 D. Stribling WR SF
8 100 D. Prescott QB DAL
9 125 J. Coker WR CAR
10 128 M. Lloyd RB GB
11 153 K. Mitchell RB LAC
12 156 K. Allen WR IND
Erik Rison
Rd Pk Player
1 14 D. Achane RB MIA
2 15 J. Jacobs RB GB
3 42 J. Love RB ARI
4 43 M. Evans WR SF
5 70 K. Pitts TE ATL
6 71 B. Thomas Jr. WR JAC
7 98 K. Monangai RB CHI
8 99 B. Purdy QB SF
9 126 X. Worthy WR KC
10 127 M. Washington WR MIA
11 154 J. Brissett QB ARI
12 155 D. Wicks WR PHI

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