The 2024 college football season has arrived, and with it comes CBS Sports' annual ranking of the Bottom 25 teams. For those unfamiliar, think of it as the bizarro version of the AP Top 25, honoring the absolute worst teams in college football. Worst is meant as an endearing term, in this instance. 

Boy, is the Bottom 25's season debut a doozy. Teams have, at most, played two games to this point, which means that there's relatively limited data with which to work -- not unlike what poll voters consider when they're constructing their own rankings. 

That also means this week's edition is filled with Power Four teams that disappointed in either Week 0 or 1, or both. Texas A&M, Florida State, LSU, Florida and Clemson all hold a spot in the Bottom 25. Will that last? Probably not. But it's nice to appreciate a good thing before it's gone. 

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Bottom 25 rankings

The illustrious Tom Fornelli created the formula that we still use to generate the Bottom 25, but he has since passed on his writing duties. To be clear, the rankings are based on a series of calculations, but the quips are entirely man-made.